ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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