shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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