is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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