On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have aggressive nipples.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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