i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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