So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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