So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Bang-toberfest begins!!
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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