I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
