I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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