What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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