Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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