Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I want a musical about memes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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