the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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