Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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