At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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