Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
me + whiskey = a bad person
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
