i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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