wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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