Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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