i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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