On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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