The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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