Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Boobs are out for the taking
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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