can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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