I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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