yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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