Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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