Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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