either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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