never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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