kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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