I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
