We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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