I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Floor bacon is actually really good
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
