Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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