I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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