I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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