Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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