I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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