it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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