Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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