we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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