You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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