Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
