I'm so fucking centered right now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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