He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I love you. Go after that dick
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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