i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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