Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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