I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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