You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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