my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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