just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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